Sometimes I think about how pointless the universe is and how nothing matters and how even if something mattered I couldn’t live up to those expectations, I can’t even live up the the expectations of myself how can I live up to the expectations of an all knowing deity. I can’t get a relationship with a human girl, how would I get a relationship with an all knowing space alien? And if god knows everything does that mean he knows what it’s like to hate weezer, because if so I don’t want to worship him, I want to destroy him. But then if he knows everything wouldn’t he also know what it’s like to love weezer? So should I worship him or not? And if he’s everywhere at the same time does that mean he’s also in every girls panties at the same time? If so then god is pulling massive chicks. But then again he’d also be in the pants of every boy meaning that he’s actually bisexual, which would make it a lot easier to have a relationship with him but then again he knows what it’s like to hate weezer…?