What the fuck did you just fucking say about the international system, you little liberal? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the local Liberal Arts college, and I’ve been involved in numerous facebook arguments on global trade, and I have over 300 confirmed papers. I am trained in discourse analysis and I’m the top diplomat in the entire UN General Assembly. You are nothing to me but just another obscure theorist. I will wipe your ideas the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that neopositivist shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of poststructuralists across the EU and your papers are being critiqued right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your thesis. You’re fucking debunked, kid. I can argue anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your arguments in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with critical theory. Not only am I extensively trained in constructivism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of JSTOR and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable thesis off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit double heuristic all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking socially constructed, kiddo.