I love iFunny.co. I love it so much, I wish I could fuck it and impregnate it just so that there could be a future for mankind. But you do not understand. You would never be able to understand, simply because there is no way for your simple mind to understand the depth and complexity of the humour that can be found in iFunny.co. Each day, it’s a new start, new content is added to it, every day it gets more and more perfectioned. Everything is so funny, it’s in the name, nothing can beat it, it’s goddam perfect. Fuck off with your other crummy sites that try to imitate my perfect iFunny.co.

Each day, I fantasize about being married to iFunny.co. I come back from work and she greets me with a passionate kiss. I sit down to eat dinner with her, dinner that she made, because it’s her duty as a woman. After eating dinner, we both go in our room and she helps me change. She then pushes me down on our bed. She grabs my 10 inch rock hard cock and I spend the whole night pounding her juicy ass. 8 months late, her pregnant belly makes it impossible for her to see her feet. People may judge me for this, but until then, it’s only going to be me and my serene fantasies, in which humanity has an assured future.