Tomorrow, we are going to the gym at 8 AM to crush BACK DAY. As soon as we are completed with sculpting our backs and bulbous biceps, we will finish our day with a solid core circuit. Not some weak ass core bull shit that some pussy-faggot would do. I am talking asshole tearing, gaping, fucking shit that’ll make us WEAK. Following our wretched conquest at the gym, we are head to the local TURF FIELD and gonna lace up our cleats. At this point, we will be so hydrated that we could put out the flames of the great Chicago fire of 1871 with our steamy piss. In order to get rid of all of this water, we are gonna sweat it out by sprinting hundreds, upon hundreds, UPON HUNDREDS OF 40 YARD DASHES, See you at 8 AM you fucking cunt