🎉🙄🎉 Oh, joyous Memorial Day! 🎉🙄🎉🌺💁‍♂️🍔 Let’s all gathew ‘wound and cewebwate! 🍔💁‍♂️🌺🙈🇺🇸 Because nothing says “wespect” wike a barbecue! 🇺🇸🙈🎆🍻🎉 Waise youw dwinks and fowget the meaning! 🎉🍻🎆💀💤🤔 Who needs weflection when we have pawtying? 🤔💤💀🌭🍺🚀 It’s aww about hot dogs, beews, and fiwewowks! 🚀🍺🌭👻🇺🇸🔥 Who cawes about those who gave theiw lives? 🔥🇺🇸👻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🎇💔 Wemembew those who made the ultimate sacwifice? 💔🎇👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🤷‍♀️📱🥩 Yeah, we’ww get to that… aftew ouw selfies! 🥩📱🤷‍♀️
🇺🇸🎶🎊 Let’s dwown out theiw memowy with woud music! 🎊🎶🇺🇸
🔇💭🌸 Wefwecting on the twue meaning? Nah, too bowing! 🌸💭🔇
🍔🔥🍺 So, let’s gwill, pawty, and ignowe the weason! 🍺🔥🍔😒💤🌹 Happy Memowiaw Day… ow whatevew. 🌹💤😒