I don’t like to get too POLITICAL, but people NEED TO HEAR THIS.
Wings are EASILY the WORST part of the chicken! There’s a reason they booze ya up and sell them for .25¢ on Thursdays. You don’t like chicken wings. You like sauce, chicken flavor, and playing with your goddamn food like a marrow starved BEAST. Talk about a Kentucky Fried SCAM! The COLONEL? Ties to the MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. Lucky for you we have the answer. It is boneless and it is CIVILIZED.
Old MacDonald has a farm in one hand and your balls in the other. It’s a mother-clucking SCHEME TO CUT COST.
Fly the coop and know FREEDOM.
Cock-a-doodle-do yourself a favor and release yourself from Big Bird.