con·dom /ˈkändəm/

A condom is a special safety net that sailors use to catch fish in the deepest of waters. Invented in the late 1850’s, this special net would be refined over the years making it possible for seamen to reach the deepest depths of the ocean and make it back to the surface safely. You see condom is actually a mishmash of the words con and dominance. How the net works is that seamen drag it with them to the deepest parts of the ocean in order to catch dangerous sea life. Their job is to con the fish into being caught by the sea through net the fisherman brought and therefore being dominated by the sailor. As science evolved, there have been improvements on this method to make using one not as harmful and, in fact, quite enjoyable to the new and upcoming sailors. Condoms are even recommended by many professionals to be the go to item in catching deadly prey and making sure you don’t make a mistake you’ll regret for the rest of your life.