“i really believe that the consistency of bacon in a bacon egg and cheese sandwich can either make or break your entire breakfast experience. if the bacon is too flimsy and feels undercooked its too chewy and ruins the experience for me. if the bacon is too cooked it’ll feel stale and feel like im chewing charcoal in an extreme instance, doesn’t happen often but i have experienced it. but when the bacon is that perfect consistency it really makes my fucking morning come together, shit is like harmony in my mouth, really good way to give me the energy to start the day. thankfully today was one of those days that my bacon egg and cheese sandwich happened to come out perfectly. thank fucking god, its always nice to have that one deli where they deliver the quality results on a consistent basis, you know what i mean? anyway thats all i wanted to say.”