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A school full of rich faggots that suck dick at everything including ice hockey and lacrosse. Students who go here have everything handed to them and, somehow, manage to fuck it all up. The girls here are ugly sluts, who in typical private school fashion, don’t put out (with exceptions). The admissions office also accepts retarded children with learning disabilities.
Students who earn diplomas from this wreaking asshole of a day school are known to attend prestigious universities such as the County College of Morris and/or enter the work force, eventually working at McDonald’s or for their rich fathers.

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aka snowbeard
Rich preppy kids whos parents pay $25,000 a year to buy their way into a good college. The boys sport lacoste polos with popped collars (collars down are for poor people) khakies, oaklys, north face, reefs and drive around in Mercedes and Range Rovers. The girls have so much Tiffanys hanging all over them they could open a store. She too will be wearing the shortest skirt she can find, lacoste with a popped collar also, birks or reefs, and talk with the worst Jersey accent ever driving in the Lexus SUV that Daddy bought her. Mobeard kids enjoy hanging in the ghetto and blasting rap music that they have no idea what it means. However, they also hold up their lighters and get stoned to Phish. Ditching class to catch sun on the quad results in a Saturday detention that everyone goes hung over to. For some reason they are all obsessed with Cluck U. Weekends are spent partying at someones house and crashing there for the night. Teachers, beware, dont give students attitudes or there surely will be a phone call from the parents waiting for you the next day.

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Who ever wrote the second definition of Morristown Beard is obviously a loser with no life who is jealous of everyone who goes to Mo-Beard. This could be either because crimson hockey beat their cock sucking hockey team or he is some fucking retard who Mo-Beard rejected for their stupidity. He is white trash who is jealous of all the fortunate people at Mo-Beard with no education and is stuck working for some rich guy at McDonalds and gets in his old shitty rusty broken down car and goes home to a shack where he repeatedly snorts coke until his nose bleeds. He makes fun of the girls attending Mo-Beard because he has never had a girl in view of the fact that he’s gay but is just to dumb to realize is right now.