Sup😎hoe hoe hoe’s😩 You know what time⏱⏰⌚️it is🧐🤓? It’s DICKTEMBER 🍆🍆 and all you need to know is that Santa’s 🎅🏿🍆😩😈cumming 💦 to town soon🔥😩👌🏿!!!!!!! If you were a good😇😊girl then you’ll be on his nice 🤗 list BUT IF YO ASS NAUGHTY👿 you gonna be on THE LIST😱
If y’all see a man in a red suit 🧥 that ain’t yo pimp 🤑👊🏻 bitch that’s santa🎅🏿 coming for that ass😱👏🏿😩🤭!!!!!!!He gonna walk in yo house 🚶 🏠🤫 and give you some of his fat coal🎅🏿🍆🔥 He hasn’t came all year so his eggnog 🥛 🥛 🥛 supplies at a all time high!!!!!!!😍😍😍😫when he’s done clapping 👏🏿 them cheeks😝you gonna be more prego then pasta sauce 🍝 and you gonna give birth to a elf 🧝‍♂️ 🧝‍♀️ 👶!!! He ain’t paying no money 💰💰💰so you gotta raise that kid on yo own 😰😔