I was labouring under the false assumption that this was a video game, but when *this* reviewer got his early review copy from the company, I opened it up to find that it was an actual shit that was pressed into a PS4 disc case, with no disc to speak of.

I thought to myself ‘this was probably some last hurrah from a disgruntled employee, why else would I receive a pancaked turd in a plastic case? I’ll wait for the official release, and pick up a copy.’

Sure enough, the day came and I made my way to Gamestop to pick up a copy that *was* released for public consumption, and was shocked to find a similar brown omelette, in lieu of a game disc.

In pure confusion and frustration, I called some friends and colleagues who also purchased this game. They all reported the same phenomenon. This was clearly a tampered shipment, on a massive scale.

So in a final effort to get my hands on this game, I contacted the company directly, reported the issue, and demanded an actual copy of the game. The responder simply replied ‘what do you mean? That’s the game.’ When I asked for clarification, he told me to get cancer, then hung up on me. I was fairly peeved.

But overall, this game has a little something for everyone. Which is why *this* reviewer is giving it a solid 7.4/10. Thanks for watching, and I hope I’ve helped you make a more informed decision before investing. Take care!