Uncle Grandpa is sexy

I mean, look at him.

He’s thick as hell. His head has a real nice shape. His moustache is arousing, and he has the best fashion sense I’ve ever seen. Rainbow suspenders look cool. He just seems like such a cool dude, and I can’t help but be aroused by him.

He’s great with people. Hes very helpful and cares about other people. I think a personality like this is just the sexiest thing in the world.

EDIT: For those who may think I’m joking, I swear I’m not. I fully believe Uncle Grandpa is sexy.