Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you mother fuckers, but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay, if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boring as fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if can you can label that shit as a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga. All you doing is hitting the goddamn golf club -swoop- oh my god man that’s a long ass birdie, man nice birdie nice putt man, it went 250 yar-get the fuck outta here ain’t nobody care about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my ni-zzzz- nobody gives a fuck, it makes niggas fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU REALLY DOING ATHLETICALLY MY NIGGA IN FISHING? All you doing is sitting your bitch ass up in a boat, usually its oldass snaggly teeth mother fuckers that ain’t got no goddamn teeth up in they fucking grill or up in they mouth. They’re just sitting up in a goddamn boat. You know what I’m saying, throwing a goddamn rod, it can be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod, it can be a worm, it could be a caterpillar, it could be a centipede, it could be a deadass butterfly, it could be a fucking beak of a damn bird, it could be a fucking- it can be anything, you know what I’m saying? OH MY GOD caught a big ass salmon reel that fat bitch in, yeah! Mother fucker what are you doing athletically? How the fuck that working up a sweat my nigga? What? You’re working out you’re arms because you have to reel that mother fucker in? Nigga that’s not a sport dawg. Well fuck it you know what? It is a sport, fuck it, you guys wanted to consider that shit to be a sport, jacking off is a fucking sport to me. Jacking off and beating your mother fucking dick to porn is a sport. There’s 2 damn things that you have to do: A) you build up a sweat, well actually you don’t have to do shit. There’s basically 2 things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A) you’re building up a sweat, I don’t give a fuck nigga if you’re building up a sweat goddamnit that shit is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2) and the most important part of that shit is that your hand is getting a work out, your hand is getting a work out nigga you’re building up your arm strength and you’re building up your hand strength, okay. Um I don’t know about you nigga but when I’m beating my shit nigga, my fucking hand muscles get fucking tight, you know what I’m saying? And that shit wears the fuck out of my entire left arm, I used to be able to do it with my right hand but it can’t do that shit with my left hand. Um so my personal opinion, do you guys consider jacking off a sport? Nigga in my opinion I believe it is, so I know some of you trolling ass faggot bitches that wanna say “aw man hahaha you must not get no pussy mother fucker if you jack off”. Mother fucker lets be real okay, everybody has jacked off once in they goddamn life. If you want to sit back and you gonna come on my post and troll my shit saying that “oh nigga hahaha oh nigga I never jacked off once in my life”. Bitch stop lying, everybody does this shit okay, so please miss me with that bullshit nigga and go preach that shit to somebody who fucking is gonna actually listen to you okay. Number 2) oh my god this post was stupid, it was pointless, couldn’t been that stupid bitch if you clicked on it, you know what I’m saying? All the mother fuckers that are reading this post nigga you saw the title of the fucking post before you clicked on the post so it couldn’t of been that damn stupid if you still proceeding to click on the mother fucker. So jacking off is a sport, fuck it.