i absolutely despise how big speed’s nose is. it’s the reason i can’t stand any of his shit. how am i supposed to sit there and not stare at that ginormous schnozz and a half; i’m unimaginably miserable every second i spend laying my eyes on that giant sniffer. not only does it takes up over half of the fucking screen, it’s like a fucking eye magnet. no matter how goddamn hard i try i always end up focusing on that bigass hooter out of a disgustingly morbid fascination. and don’t even get me started on his thumbnails. that massive proboscis is so fucking pressed up to the screen it’s like he’s taunting me, knowing how much i suffer and savoring the power he has with his mario brother looking nose. anytime i see him it’s like i’m in nostril hell.