One day my(m23) S.S.(23) brought home a guy (34). For the dialog I’ll be H.H. and guy will be A.H.. this was a few years ago and we kind of fucked shit up. I mean we killed it! Like we had a short run together (20 ish years) up until we both had to commit suacide.

S.S. Hey big bro! Meet my new BF (A.H.) he is apart of a new political group in the beer hall and is such a good speaker!

H.H. Wow that’s amazing step sister! *as I look at him I can feel my future getting brighter* wow…. hey there A.H. tell me about….

S.S. Hey stop! We have to….

A.H. No it’s fine! We have Plent of time *he winks at me* So I am apart of the national workers party and we are quite small right now but you’re free to come down if you wish!

S.S. Why are you so disgusting! Everytime I bring home a guy you two instantly have a better relati…

H.H. shut up! Just because we both hate the jews, and believe that A.H. is the messiah doesnt mean you have to be so bitchy! *I immediately whip out my luger and shoot her* let’s go A.H. I have a feeling we are gonna rule Europe together!

So later he brings me to the beer hall and introduces me to his father let’s call him… Ekhart! His father is a well known poet/writer but is kind of not that close to A.H. anymore. It’s fine though!



Fast forward a few months and we are marching with a bunch of our party members! I get to be a flag bearer!!


So… the march didnt go so well. One of our more famous members got shot in the leg and is hiding out in Austria. My sexy BF A.H. got arrested and so did two others. One is A.H.’s little secretary and the other is my mentor in the party. Hes kind of gross and I have suspicions that he’s a homosexual but for now he is still quite a great member of the party.

Anyways guys. That’s the begging of me and A.H.’s great relationship. But here we are. He has shot himself and I’m about to swallow a cyanide pill before the enemy alliance get to our bunker. I just wanted to know, AITA?