This reminds me of this one time me and a mate brainstormed ideas for Roomba customization.

We decided it’d have a belt-fed short-barreled rifle platform with hostile-friendly target ID systems integrated into it with some oil misters, a top hat (that doubled as a shell catcher), a mustache, googly eyes, and a monocle.

Imagine breaking into a place, only to get clapped by a goddamn Roomba and the last thing you see before you slip into oblivion is it skrting by you, spraying lavender mist as the googly eyes jiggle ever so slightly under the monocle.