*steps out of Bugatti and takes off sunglasses*
Greetings. I couldn’t help but notice you are a female (haha did you like that reference? 😛 jk jk). I noticed from your reddit history that you enjoy a lot of the same things I do (por exemplo, South Park and gaming) ’tis awesome that we have so much in common! I also see that you enjoy posting in /r/relationships, are you interested in a relationship with someone who isn’t a douchebag who won’t treat you right? I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve never hit a woman or cheated on anyone, so I guess you could say I’m a pretty nice guy (I also open doors for females and I will pay for dinner :)). hmu (as the kids say) and let me know if you want to date someone who is pretty cool like yourself :D. You don’t know what kind of lover you’re missing out on 🙂
*gets back in Bugatti and speeds away*