Once apon a time, there was a giant gay donkey that has no penis, but he wanted sum fuk. One day he saw a poster for free gay sex porn and nutter, so then he sucked lollipops all afternoon. But one day he met ur granny and fuk’d her to compensate for the lack of seccs he had in the past, but died the next day. Everyone attended his funeral and his last words were “OOF”

The end.