My parents have done that shit before, and it drives me insane. Tell me, do you really, REALLY want to know what you’re teenager is keeping private? I walked in on my mom doing that and she was 2 pages away from finding out I was bi, imagine how fucking pissed I was.

I get it, you want to know if your kids are doing anything bad- actually, you know what? I don’t get it. What if I read your messages between you and dad, MOM? Have some fucking trust in your parenting, trust that you raised me right, and know that I’m 14, do you really expect me to not have some embarrassing shit in there? It’s insulting to know that you don’t trust me that much…