I don’t understand. I don’t understand! I don’t understand what’s wrong with you weebs! I don’t understand anything about the memes you make! I don’t understand! I can’t understand! What’s so wrong about hand-holding? It’s a cute gesture, it’s not a crime! What’s so hot about yandere? I don’t understand what’s so good about sticking your dick in crazy! Why is that girl your waifu? What about her inspires your love? Isn’t this just infatuation? And why do you have so many, anyway? Polygamy? Are you cheating? What makes you a man of culture? Are your fetishes a status symbol now? Between 2D and 3D, why is 2D better? Why do you prefer 2D? Isn’t it 2D because it’s not real? How is liking girly boys not gay? “The dick makes it better”? What’s that? That just makes you super gay! It’s much cooler when you learn to date a real girl! That’s worthy of respect! What’s so good about wearing your ahegao hoodie? That’s just being depraved! It’s much cooler to also function around normal people without alienating anyone! Why do you keep using weird slang and other languages? Having so many different names only makes them hard to keep up with! Don’t always use the Japanese terms for everything! I can’t remember those! Don’t say nakama when you mean friends! Don’t say ahegao when you mean o-face! Don’t say isekai when you mean suicide by truck! Zerotwosday, Ara-Ara, Thigh crushing, sign memes, senpai of the pool! Don’t just slap some anime tiddy on an old format and call it a day! If you don’t put in effort, I can’t even justify giving silver! If you’re making a meme, do it right! Don’t ask for sauce when OP’s already provided it! “Sauce, sauce, dry pasta, sauce” is all I hear! I don’t understand why you can’t just check the comments first! All your numbers are confusing too! 177013, 228922, 231426, 215600… What do you mean the cursed numbers? It’s impossible for me to know their content just by numbers alone! Introverts, extroverts, female weebs don’t exist… You sulk about being lonely, but you don’t bother doing anything about it! A girlfriend is not just going to fall into your lap like that! Don’t even talk to me about furries! If you’re fetishizing catgirls and catboys, you’re one step away from becoming them! Talk to me like a normal anime fan! I’m begging you, please convince me you’re more than a collection of socially inept people! What’s being a weeb about? What’s so cool about being a degenerate weeb? I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand, I don’t understand! I don’t understand!!! I don’t understand why I should look up to you!!!