Honestly I bet you can’t do more than a simple pretzel, let alone a standard like the Boatman’s Anchor or Jacob’s Trickler. You’re just one of those knot bandwagoners looking for a cheap thrill and something to impress girls with at anime conventions. Me? I can tie a Side-Susan with my tongue, and an Artillery Loop with my feet at the same time. I don’t even watch tutorials, I actually have independently invented every single contemporary knot and continue to pioneer the field daily. Please keep this out of my inbox and think about what you post next time.