It was like any other day,


I was chilling out, minding my own business, watching a pretty good show on Netflix. Then, out of nowhere, one of my irl friends messages me on steam, the best PC gaming platform in the world. He shows me the store page for this… game, Friendship with Benefits. I laughed, thought it was a funny thing, until my friend had informed me that, I, Darkborne of Wiggly-Meadows, must review this software. I was baffled, surely he was joking? But no, no dear reader, he was not, for the Merchant Council (My friends) had already decided my fate. One of my other friends bought the game, demanding a review just like the others. So, with nothing to lose, I dived in.


This… isn’t a game, this is a holy religious text given form. At first this holy scripture appeared to be nothing more than one of the thousands of visual novel porn games on steam, using a My Little Pony backdrop for flavor.


I was wrong.


This is more enlightening than the Bible, Quran, AND the menu at Applebee’s. This game might be the very key to true happiness, the holder of the secret of what is beyond this mortal plane. This game, no, this GIFT, could very well save the human race.


3/10 another dumb visual novel porn game.