I nutted inside a Five guys burger

Yep, You heard the title.

This happened last year at November 19th. I call that day, The day of the Five Guys incident. Everytime I think about Five guys, it makes me think about what I did.

I am a No nut november survivor of 2018, 2019, and 2020. The fact that I lost no nut november by a five guys burger is **devastating.** I did not want this to happen, but it did.


I was hungry for some food, but I was too lazy to go to the store. So I went to a fast food place. I couldn’t pick a restaurant, there was McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Five guys, Burger King, Krystal, and Arby’s, McDonald’s was closed, Wendy’s was also closed, I was not in the need for Burger King, Krystal is not that good, Arby’s, Fuck Arby’s. So there was only one option, **Five Guys.**


I never had Five Guys at all in my lifetime. I once tried fries from Five Guys, and it tasted kinda good, so I tried Five Guys. I went to the drive thru and wanted a cheeseburger without lettuce, I hate lettuce on burger. I got the burger, it looked juicy, the melted cheese was great for the burger,
##And then, it started, the worst thing that would change my life started.



The urges started kicking in, I started to gain the urges and got hard. I went to the house, and cooled it in the refrigerator for 3 minutes for better experience. After 3 minutes, I started to pull down my pants, and then started **fucking the Five Guys Burger.**


I started slow, but I could feel the juices go to my dick, so I started to thrust faster. I could see my penis from the other side of the burger which made it more pleasurable. I could hear the juices slapping every thrust I do. I started to thrust even harder and faster. Other juices started gushing out of the meat slapping to my throbbing cock which made it feel more better. This was 2 minutes of penetrating the burger. I felt myself orgasm and then I nutted. I came on No Nut November, by a fucking Five Guys burger. I could’ve stopped my self, I could’ve.



The burger was destroyed, I could see the gap between the meat, and the cheese. I can’t believe I did this to the burger I could have ate. I was so horny to the point of fucking the god damn burger. I could’ve went to burger king, or Krystal but the Five Guys burger made me fail.



It has almost been a year since this happened, and I still regret what I fucking did.


TL;DR: Last year, at November 19th, I wanted some fast food, so I went to Five guys, and got a burger. I was so horny that I fucked the burger and failed no nut november.