They had the perfect weapon, years and years of science had finally come to an end. The weapon of the future was now here. Five seconds until countdown and Robert cop was about to be unleashed, one problem. He lacked a head.

The scientists who had worked with the weapon were stunned, but they knew what had to be done. The engineers did the math. The technicians worked overtime. The project could be rushed and ready to go in less than five seconds. Five seconds till countdown. In the middle of those five seconds the alarm sounded. Everyone looked up, they were all shocked to see it. Five seconds till countdown. Five seconds until the bomb was loaded into the rocket.

“Get the hell out of the control room! Get in the escape vehicle!” yelled Robert. He ran quickly.

Robert cop had escaped the bomb, but he did not escape the memories of her. Roberta cop, Dr fuck had taken her away from him. But, not a second longer Robert cop engaged KILL mode. He was going to take her back, no matter what. His mega legs activated and he flew off —He is a fighter— with his mega biker arms crashing hard on the ground as he slammed into the metal doorframe that had been made of metal. A shock of a blast blew him back. He landed softly on the ground. He was still alive. He took a deep breath as he slowly opened his eyes. Robert had gotten to sleep and was just groggily groggy. He was looking around the small room, his eyes widened slightly. There was an old, wooden bed on top of the metal door frame. Robert had taken out his cell phone and reached for the remote control. His eyes widened. This was a prison facility? And he was in it? Robert looked around to clear his mind. He slowly got up and walked over to the door frame. Robert saw the light of the bed being turned on and it was DR KILL. Roberta Cop was in sight, he had one goal. Kill DR Kill, take back his girlfriend and save CYBER AMERICA. “You’ll never be able to save her, the future is dead just like your ass” Dr Kill opened up his torso, revealing a giant flamethrower. But Robert Cop was ready, this was it, this was the final battle !!! The robot did no harm, this was no ordinary bot, this was Dr Killing, he was on point to KILL DR KILL! DR KILL hit the button twice, then the flamethrower fell down on the ground, Dr Killing got up, took out the robots arms, DR KILL came out of the arm with a laser sword, it was over, DR KILL killed him, this is the last time a man would ever be this angry… but as he was killing him the body flew out, DR KILL turned around, as he did, he saw a face, it was not DR KILL. IT WAS SUPER ROBERT COP. The secret weapon that robo-christ had predicted in the bible 2. This was the prophecy. It was about to unload into the future like no-one’s business. Roberta cop screamed out “YOU CAN DO IT, YOU CAN DO IT 9 TIMES!” Dr Killing responded “shaddap”. The final battle was here. The evil genius of this movie was that he knew every trick in the book and then he just put it all together to make the most fucking impressive and exciting action and the film was going to go down the tubes. It is now clear why this movie did so well at the box office. There was no doubt that this was going to be the most anticipated movie in cinematic history.

The truth is Robert E. Diggs played the role without a doubt one of the best or most deserving, the character was such that by the time he turned away from it the audience was already rooting for him. The thing that made the film so great, the fact that this was his first big screen role was simply mind bogg.

It was the movie of the century. The ending; Dr Killing had jumped out of the screen and into the audience. He stole a childs popcorn at then jumped back in to throw it back at robert cop. But Robert was expecting it. He had implemented anti-corn technology since the start of his creation. Dr Killing exploded, he had saved CYBER AMERICA. Roberta Cop cheered, they both embraced in eachothers cyber-arms and kissed eachother deeply. Robert cop in the most iconic and perhaps most quoted line in all of film history said; ?????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ?????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ??????? ?? ???????? ?????? ???????! Roberta Cop was not there. She didn’t care about the end of the movie. They ended the movie on a high note. Roberta was in ecstasy. They hugged for a split second, broke character and told the audience. “Thanks for watching our movie” Then they proceeded to do the mario whilst the audience cheered in utter Über joy. Robert Cop: The Movie 10/10

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