Trump wants some of that Putin (pooty) booty but finds out that Kim Jong Un has been raw dogging lil pooty. Trumpy wumpy gets weally jeawous and swends nyukes to Wussia. Wussia gets Angwy (\*≧m≦\*) and Pooty wooty knows that only one thing will make Twumpy wumpy happy… fwucking him (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) Pooty wooty gets a bulgey thwinking about it and accewpts (*^ワ^*) “B-Be gentle, Twumpy Wumpy… its my fwirst time” (/ω\) Twumpy Wumpy puwws out his meat scwepter and puwts it in Pootys thwick butt. “I-is thwis okay?” Twump excwaims [(´・ω・\`)](https://www.jemoticons.com/en/)…. “Yeos…”