Just so you know, I bought one thousand seven hundred and seventy six (1776) special camo Patriot 30 packs of Budweiser today. Obviously I’m a TRUE PATRIOT akin to the Ghost Mel Christian in that revolution movie. I like camo too, usually just modeling it while sitting around on my porch drinking Bud and polishing my ultra modded AR. I named her The Muslim Rattler in honor of Gadsden and in protest to the Sharia invasion taking over this blessed land. I wanted an AK but you know that is just some straight commie shit and blasphemy in the eyes of the one true GOD and his chosen savior Jesus H Christ.

I urge you to buy your own PATRIOT packs in honor of our fallen heroes. Nothing can show your appreciation more. And don’t worry, with these new cans the beer tastes divine. I know you may be doubting me, thinking \*“How the fuck could they make Budweiser taste better than it is!! It’s already near perfect.”\* Well, I’m not really sure, but to me it’s like that dream I repeatedly have when I’m the Good Guy with a gun. Believe me, there is only one thing that can compare to gunning down a criminal and that is a good ol Bud in a PATRIOT can.