Yea sure u simp. I would instantly Jizz a hot load of cum down my pants, there will be so much ejaculate it will look like i took a huge piss.. so then i will have to excuse myself from table, go to the bathroom, wait in the stall with my belt wrapped around my hands and strangle the first guy that comes in with decent jeans.. after scraping the now crusty or coagulated cum off my leg, i will go back to my date and tell her “im sorry to keep u waiting m’lady” and tip my fedora at her because im the nicest guy.. one i see her shutter with horror at either the awkward nod or the smell of blood and cum from the bathroom debacle and try to weasel out of the date. I will drop my borrow pants and put my giant fat hog right on the table. Now she sees how well endowed i am and the restaurant is now chaotic because they found the purple corpse in the bathroom, i will sweep her off her feet and take her home to my moms basement to run a naruto train on her with my 6 personalities.