Frankly, Asian friends are hard to come by, as their uniqueness is unparalleled to all the other scrub races. Sometimes you just need some soft, yellowish skin to get you through the day. Here are my reasons for why we need Asian friends. 1. They are (typically) good at mathematics and other sciences, thus making them prime sources for copying. 2. Their penises are really small, so if you sexually identify as the male gender, they could boost your self-esteem. 3. Their food is good if you can’t make your own. I can’t think of anything else, but there are many more reasons.