ahem, leave a note

Please, write me back at which hour thee receive this

or hour thee’ve got a minute

we awfully need to talk

halt, thee know what

haply just forget it

’cause by the time thee receive this

thy scripture might beest gone

“stay” and empty talk

thee just yen what thee can’t has’t

nay way

i’ll send the guards

if’t thee stand not, i’ll send thy king

and I misprise to doth this to thee on thy birth date

joyous birth date by the bye

“tis not thee, tis myn” and all yond other hogwash

thee know yond’s hogwash

thee not, dear?

Shan’t be thy party favor

behold – anon i know, we couldst’ve done it better

but we can’t change the weather

at which the weather’s come and gone

books make not sense if’t thee mark them backwards

thee’ll single out the wrong words

like thee mishear all mine songs

thee hear “stay” and empty talk

thee just yen what thee can’t has’t

nay way

i’ll send the guards

if ‘t thee stand not, i’ll send thy king

and i misprise to doth this to thee on thy birth date

joyous birth date by the bye

“tis not thee, tis myn” and all yond other hogwash

thee know yond’s hogwash

thee not, dear?

Shan’t be thy party favor