I saw this one girl who steps on the tram with us, big mistake. She was going to get a pregnancy test because she had noticed some signs that might show that she is pregnant. By the time we were a little further down the tram line, the woman went into labor. luckily, there was a doctor only a a few step in front of us. An hour later he made it down to us ready to help her give birth… The woman gave birth to a beautiful boy, in which was with us throughout the ride. We finally got about half way to our stop, the mother was not feeling well and by that time the child was in his late teens… The mother ended up dying on the seat right there in front of us… We are almost to the destination, but I don’t think I’ll make it… I’m feeling very I’ll and the child, now mid 30s, is trying to help me, but I told him to just let me go. Goodbye everyone…

And speed up the fucking trams.

 credit to u/master_pug for this.