CRK CRK CRK CRK! Hey! It’s me! Perry The Platypus! Do you and your friend want to meet me? Well now you have a chance! I’m officially teaming up with Omaze.com to help raise funds for Male Testicular Cancer research! All you have to do is go to www.omaze.com/BigPP to enter! I’ll give you some instructions just in case you aren’t ready yet. Meet up in the men’s bathroom at the 526 Rest Stop on I-45 in Portlock, Alaska at 4:45am and ask for John at the door. He will ask you for 3 numbers, and you will say 7-1-8. That’s all you need to do to enter! Can’t wait to meet you! – Perry the Platypus

DISCLAIMER: All participants MUST stay at the rest stop until 11:59pm, when 1 of the 2 winners will be announced. All losing participants will have to fight to the death in the parking lot in front of the men’s bathroom in order to join in with the announced winner. Good luck. You’re gonna need it.