I’ve been murdered. Thanks to your deed, I’m finally able to get some relief of the torture sometimes know as life. Please live the rest of your life knowing you did such good, relieving my pain, and making this world a better place in the process.

I humbly ask you to visit me in hell, when your time to go to heaven arrives. I want to see the face of such hero, and thank you in person. May God make you his right hand, as you have made more good than Jesus today. Jesus beated the death, but you beated me to it.

As I leave now for the underworld, I’d like to wish you the best of the lucks, and please visit me when the time comes.