I’m serious. If you have to shit and you’re in the shower just go and waffle stomp it. You are literally bathing there is no reason to run over the toilet and sit on it and attempt to wipe your ass while it’s wet. I’ve gotten into this argument with friends and have been told it’s disgusting, yet I have read plenty Reddit posts of people waffle stomping. It is simply human nature to poop and should not be frowned upon if you do so and get cleansed literally immediately after. I can understand people not wanting other people to pee or poop in their shower, but it is my shower and I will shit in it if I get the need to. Amen.

Edit: No I am not joking.