As I floated in the desolate ocean I began to notice the off white foam which floated freely around me. A sudden wave washed some into my mouth, and it tasted salty, saltier than the ocean water i occasionally inhaled while struggling to remain afloat. As I looked in the direction the wave had come from i saw a large whale leap out of the water and begin to swim in my direction. Then a smaller whale mimiced the larger one and followed suit.A terrible thought entered my mind. Was this… Could it be? Could I be floating in the ejaculated foam sperm of a whale? My shocked confusion was replaced by terror as the larger whale leapt out of the water in front of me and did a crushing bellyflop, landing just in front of me. The force of this mass impacting water stunned me and sent me careening as i sank into the water. As I fought and kicked to get back to the surface, A long, white, conical tendril suddenly slipped out of the whale’s underbelly and knocked me sideways, giving me a concussion as i sank. As i lost consciousness, the white tendril was gradually swallowed by darkness, and the only thing on my mind was the ridiculous fact that I had drowned in the background of two whales getting it on.