It was 1564 when Amerigo Vespucci discovered his ability to time travel and communicate with native peoples around the globe. Being only 10 years old it was difficult, but he soon learned he could go forward in time as well. This allowed him to understand new and exotic languages using his new universal translator from the year 2547. Because of this the true natives all call their countries America. It wasn’t until decades later that he decided to move via ship instead of slicing space and time to illustrate the new world to Europe. Europe rejected the whole idea and started a 10 year round of talks about how to make the most vague regulatory language as possible. This ultimately resulted in Brexit and it’s why Theresa May is having Donald Trumps baby.