LISTEN, A KNIFE IS JUST A TOOL. I USE IT EVERY DAY TO CUT FOOD, OPEN PACKAGES AND MORE. ONCE I WAS OUT TO BUY TOILET PAPER FOR MY WIFE BUT EVERYTHING WAS PACKED IN THICK PLASTIC THAT YOU CAN’T OPEN WITH HANDS. GUESS WHAT DID I DO? KNIFE IS A SYMBOL OF A HUMAN PROGRESS. YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK REALLY FUNNY STRUGGLING WITH THAT GRANOLA BAR.