Listen… don’t judge me. Just because I want to brutally murder someone doesn’t make me a monster. Is it so bad to be enthralled (and aroused, if I must say) by the sight of a noble and proud catgirl reduced to a whimpering pile of twitching meat? If so, than I don’t want to be good, I’ll stick to what I’ve got… and that is:

The word of our lord Jesus Christ. Hi, I’m a Mormon. Can you spare some time to talk about your commitment to god?