I am so fucking tired of Tiktok. It’s been five years, my life has been wrecked by it, not me directly, I refuse to touch that godforsaken app. All my friends use it. Recently I slept over at a buddies house. I tried to show him this funny movie, yet every single time I look away, he’s on his fucking phone, laughing. Wanted to pick up and smash the phone right there. Ive noticed I can’t even keep anyone under 20’s attention for over 30 seconds because thats what tiktok coded their brains to do. It is a chinese government ploy, they collect your data. THEY ARE BRAINWASHING YOU AND IM SO TIRED OF IT, ITS SO OBVIOUS AND EVERYONE IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO IT. They call me weird. “Oh come on get tiktok, youtube is old, tiktok is literally just youtube but better, you’re weird” No fuck, im not weird, we’ll see whos weird in 20 years when china has created a fucking world war z sceniaro, and me and a few americans are left. With fucking machine guns, helicopters, bombers. Fighting for this country, fighting for the world, fighting for humanity. Gonna be so fucking badass just mowing down everyone, saving humanity. I hope you agree with me on this, if not, fuck you.