Every day I fantasize about pouring vegetable oil all over my pulsating cock.
The feeling of the viscous liquid covering my veiny meat rod makes me so god damn horny to the point now words can describe how horny I am. I wanna stroke my oily cock so fucking bad omfg I’m going to do it.
I want the oil to trickle down my urethra and clog my cock so when I try to cum it gets blocked off. Eventually my cock will inflate like a balloon Full of cum and when I finally nut I’ll splurge out a mighty fat load and if I’m lucky it should happen at the local Christian rock concert.