I used to work with a guy that was huge. HUGE. Fucking HUGE!
Like 6’10 500+ lbs.
He was like a Grizzly Bear with less hair.
Every time he went into a bathroom, that bathroom was uninhabitable for the rest of the day, and the hallway outside that bathroom was potentially hazardous for at least an hour or 2. The inside of the bathroom would look like a poop monster gave birth inside and then it and all of it’s offspring promptly exploded. It was nasty. If you tried to go in there for any reason other that because you were sick, you were about to be running to a different bathroom, and now for 2 reasons. This dude was a walking, talking biological weapon.
I bring him up because, if you knew him, it might shed some light on your question. Because as disgusting as he was, and as unenviable it was to have to work in the same building as him, and as much as I wondered how he managed to go about his day and function in life, I never ever wondered how or why he shit all over the bathroom. In fact, if he *didnt* shit all over the bathroom I would have wondered how he did it. Because if there is one thing that I can say for sure about that guy, it’s that it was absolutely impossible for him to even be able to find his asshole.
There is no possible way that he could have aimed it, and no possible way he could have wiped it.
With a team of robots inside of a house of mirrors and with a detailed map, it still would have been hopeless. I don’t know how a guy like that could possibly hit the toilet. He eventually got fired, and I’ll just say it was warranted, and we were all relieved. Hopefully wherever he is now he shits in the woods.