Open your hearts tonight. My people are lost due to lack of knowledge. My people are lost due to Pokeyman. Its shameful that parents buy this to their children. YOU ARE FALLING IN REVOLT! and in revolt there is no joke.

A kid that plays Pokeyman is steps away from destruction. A kid that plays Pokeymon is next to be destroyed by the devil. When a kid plays Pokeymon he takes another kid and kills him. KILLS HIM.

“You will have more power! The more cards you have, the more power you have!”

But they were free! Pokeyman promised to help children fly, to exit their place. But the devil whipped it out brothers! He made the kid move away from the pavement and put him on the train rails.

MAGICALLY, he was so entretained looking at the Pokeyman cards that he couldnt hear the train honking at him. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! Look, the train is behind you!

The nintendos, segas, play stations. The japanese discovered that playing in the Nintendo, due to the light, will produce epilepsy. There are two types of epilepsy. One is a sickness and the other a demon. Revolts are epilepsy. The evil grabs you, brother.

BRAIN DAMAGE. PERMANENT brain damage. You are enslaved by the evil. The devil is toying with you when you fix your eyes on the screen. Is Resident EVIL. Here is the answer. Here is the evil! THE. DEVIL. IS. TOYING. WITH. YOU!

“Sit down, relax. Sit down, relax.”

OH MY GOD, NO MORE. E-P-I-L-E-P-S-Y!

If you think Pokeyman is true you are a vessel to the devil. If you have a Nintendo machine in your house you are a friend of Satan.