Well, the sun sets low on the dusty plains,
And a lone cowboy sits alone in his chains.
He’s got his computer, his whiskey, and his sorrow,
Since his e-girl left him, he’s been feeling hollow.

He met her on Reddit, she was a sight to behold,
A pretty e-girl with a heart of gold.
They talked for hours, shared their dreams and their fears,
And before he knew it, he was shedding tears.

She was his light in a dark, lonely place,
He never thought he’d find someone with such grace.
But one day, she up and left him without a word,
Leaving him feeling like a wounded bird.

He tried to move on, tried to find someone new,
But no one could compare to his e-girl so true.
He’d sit up all night, scrolling through her old posts,
Wishing for one more chance, one more toast.

Now he spends his days in a virtual haze,
Posting on Reddit in a lonely daze.
He longs for her touch, her voice, her embrace,
But all he’s left with is an empty space.

So if you see a cowboy, alone on the range,
With a sad look in his eye, and a heart full of pain,
Take a moment to remember, the lonely Reddit boy,
And the e-girl who left him, his only source of joy