So, every night I’d (14F) be in bed, and just reading. My brother’s (16M) room is next to mine and his door is always shut.

Obviously, when you’re sleeping you have a blanket. Nothing wrong there. My mom thinks that jerking off is like this major sin, like just a big no. That’s why it’s important to her. Anyway, she will just open the door and stomp into his room and yank off his blanket while the guy is asleep and just be like “What are you hiding?”

“What are you doing?”

It’s been going on for three weeks now and up to this point my brother just groans and turns around, calls my name and thats my signal to tell my mom what he’s doing and I’ll just say “He’s sleeping!” and then he’d give her a look and go back to sleep. Teamwork.

Then my mom will walk into my room while I’m reading and just go “What was he doing?” like I haven’t been in my room the entire time and I’ll just go “he’s sleeping.” and she’ll walk out.

It is honestly hilarious to me, but my brother will just complain for ages after it happens.