Today was my first day of college. I moved far from home to a liberal arts school in California. I was a friend less loser in high school and feel for the “in college you reinvent yourself meme”.

I really tried hard. I made sure I had good hygiene. I browsed /r/streetwear and made sure I had a good outfit and hair. I took q little bit of etizolam, an anti anxiety drug I bought legally online. This should have been all good.

I was trying to meet people before the orientation starts. It’s important to note here that I’m wearing fairly loose shorts and boxers underneath. Im not used to wearing this little fabric, I’m usually in boxer briefs and jeans, but I was really worried about getting sweaty and smelling bad.

At one point things seem to be going well. The drugs are working and I’m only partially autistic, I think.

But then this sort of “hippie” looking girl with a tie dye shirt and glasses introduces herself to me and goes for a hug. Now I ovbiously accept, cause I’d look weird if I didn’t, but this was the first time I’ve touched a non family girl this intimately since I was a small child.

I came. Hard. Like a powerful, long squirt. I moaned a little, I couldn’t help it. Because of my loose pants and underwear, it drops out of my pants and onto her lower leg (she was wearing shorts) and shoes, as well as all over my leg.

She screams and runs away. Everyone around looks and ovbiously knows what happened. I stand there in raw panic for a few seconds before running to my dorm room.

It’s a tiny school, only 200 per class. Am I fucked?