Lord and saviour Ben Shapiro and a fucking stupid shithead libtard are sat at a table debating. The dumb idiot libtard drones on about “everything wrong with the world”, corruption, war, guns, murder.

Ben Shapiro, Peace Be Upon Him, ponders over these dumb stupid idiot arguments. Immediately, the leader of the people gets out his massive, intellectual penis and quietly states…

“And? You live on Earth, don’t you?”

The audience erupts into incomprehensible screams, and the libtard snowflake’s stupid tiny Neanderthal mind simply cannot contain the embarrassment, nor can they understand the outrageously high IQ answer just given by our great God, and thus spontaneously implodes on itself.

Simultaneously, all wars cease, as Earth’s entire population has joined together with one common goal: worshiping Sir Ben Shapiro.