GODDAMNIT YOU HAD SOMETHING AS PURE AND GLORIOUS AS A NUCLEAR FAMILY MADE OF GUNS. There was an annoying gun child cowed by the presence of mother gun and father gun who; merely by looking at their child, point a gun at his head, but also only point it at his gun, whose form of parenting often takes the form of applying various gun accessories.

And you took this glorious intersection of wholesomeness and gun violence, this dance of familiarity and absurdity, this supersaturated solution just WAITING to precipitate memes, and you made it ‘thing I don’t like template #966’

You fucking monsters. You’ve moved on from making trash memes now, this is a meme abortion. A meme that never got to live because you beat it down and pulled it out to use its parts for your own furtherance.