What is Oatmeal, why is Oatmeal, who is oatmeal, how is oatmeal, when is oatmeal? The answers are still unknown to science. What is oatmeal made out of? Is it made out of the wooden carvings in Pencil sharpeners? Are they the little chunks of wood that fly off when you cut trees down and are just glued together? The answers are limitless, How is oatmeal? What if oatmeal had feelings like human beings, Can I talk shit to the oatmeal to let my anger out? Can I talk to my oatmeal as if they’re my therapist? When is oatmeal? Does oatmeal have an age? When were they created? WHO is oatmeal?! PLEASE GOD TELL ME WHAT IS OATMEAL, I CAN’T STOP THINKING OF WHAT IT IS, WHY IT IS, WHEN IT IS, AND HOW IT IS. please….. Give me an answer… even the Akinator can’t answer my question of Oatmeals… help… I lose sleep because of my questions about Oatmeal, My grades drop from those questions, I lost all hope of knowing….