Listen here you little punk, Telemonster is a HIGHLY advanced show with extremely complex plots and subtle humor FAR beyond your retarded “Rick and Morty”. That show was made by DUMBASS Americans whereas this is made by far intellectually superior Koreans. “Say something about life” you say kid? Oh you have no idea.

Just look at their designs; Eerie is the ideal male physique; you may not like it, but he is a TRUE alpha male in every sense of the word you little soyboy. He’s strong, athletic, and never gives up when challenged. His green tongue shows deep inside his explosive power, not to mention how he can please women FAR better than you can!

Speaking of which brings me to Yossi. She is the embodiment of feminine personality (not like your fat elephant feminists. Or are those creatures called “American Women” where you’re from?). Yea she has wide hips; nearly as beautiful as the 15 women i have (which I know isn’t allowed in your country unless you fuck your sisters in Utah) unlike your lesbo-cut fatass for a “girlfriend”. Is she underaged? Well where I am, it doesn’t matter you cretin! But I would definitely bang her anytime and anywhere. She’s my WAIFU (yes i’m allowed to say that you bitch) and she would sit upon the throne of gold that i own and live as my queen, not like how your wife beats you up because you’re such a wimp!

There’s also Rock-G’s body; what happens when retarded saps like you are treated as toys by not only your country, but society ITSELF. He’s a beta cuck like you and Hitlery Clitdick, and as a result his body is being torn apart constantly, restitched, and torn again as he is tortured by the machine. And just who are causing this? That’s right; Yossi and Eerie; Me and my Waifu. And Rock-G is you; what me and her are going to do to you if you keep talking about that crap!

And how can anyone forget Popo; truly inspired by Orwellian literature. When machines like him exist with their own conscious minds can teleport you to any place you so desire, you KNOW that they have conquered humanity (which in case you were too stupid to realize because of how you’re exactly like them; they are complete imbeciles!). And I cant wait to be in control when that day comes. Your precious little “Pickle Riiiick” wont do anything to stop this Armageddon, nor will he give you passage into the rapture like HE can.

Ya know, its funny. You’re probably also a person who believes the earth is round, you stupid globehead! You also probably think that global warming is real? Well I got NEWS for you pal, it ain’t, this world is flat as a pancake, and I garuntee that your brain will turn into scrambled eggs within one 150 second episode (but to be fair, people like Stephen Hawking cant even understand since every subtle detail is rushed to you so quickly, more subtly than your retarded Rick and Morty can give in a whole fucking season!).

I’m done wasting my breath on you. Go back to Reddit and circlejerk about your dumb show. When you become a real intellect and man like me, maybe, JUST MAYBE, you could begin to understand why this show is vastly superior!