if my hamster was a dsmp youtuber he’d be named Gilbert and he would start his vids by slapping the screen and having a really loud Ali-A youtube intro and then start the video with a WHAT’S UP MY LITTLE DIRT BOYS TODAY WE ARE BACK WITH ANOTHER EPISODE OF SUSCRAFT and then do some spins in his deluxe razer gaming chair for the camera while flashing the screen with horribly outdated memes, only to come back in his seat and yell at his twitch chat for a solid hour before dying in his super dramatic epic cool awesome smp server and reviving himself in the lore because god powers; then he yells at chat again and says NO CHAT IM NOT PUTTING ON THE MAID OUTFIT 📷 📷 BBBBAKAS and then he comes back and gets 10 million twitch donos and buys himself a mansion and moves in with his 30 other dsmp members and then also buys the maid outfit on top and comes back and says No guys i bought this for myself i promise 📷 and then promotes an onlyfans link before getting banned for inappropriate misconduct and being targeted by the CIA