So with this message I’m going to prove a specific statement. But before I do that I need to continue pressing various keys on my keyboard so that I can type things into this comment so that you can eyes can see what I am talking about, just like you are seeing my message you are also seeing cursed reddit posts, or messages from a angry family member, or the ghost of your dead dog, wait, no, actually you’re not, but it’s seeing you sorta like a one sided mirror. Speaking of mirrors, did you know that they’re actually easier to shatter than most types of glass because all you need to do is look into it and it’ll just do its thing? It’s really astounding how many weird facts most people don’t know about, for example the fact that intelligent animals also seem to be some of the only ones to r*pe other animals and commit war crimes. Isn’t that amazing? You know what else is amazing? The fact that you’re stoll reading this, it’s really weird you know, all I’m doing is ramble about random stuff and you’re just wasting your time and reading it while I purposefully use more words to extend this message further. Did you know that longer messages are much less likely to be read by people because redditors’ attention span is shorter than their dicks? Wait…. But then if you’re still reading this, does this mean you’re one of the lucky ones? And what if you’re a girl? Does this mean you have a invisible cock? Honestly, I’ve had a invisible cock once aswell, there was this weird thing happening in my town once where all the hens in some dudes backyard kept laying fertilized eggs and having kids even though nobody had a cock, well, the farmer did but I don’t think that’s how genetics work, so anyways some dog ended up killing the rooster and the corpse was just kinda half invisible with only blood splatter floating in the air, isn’t that so weird? Why would it’s blood be colored and it’s feathers and skin and insides not be? Nature is truly beautiful, you know what else is beautiful? Your undivided dedication to reading this comment, Seriously, what are you doing with your life? Go get a job, go listen to a song, go draw rule 34 art of Sandy from SpongeBob, go talk to your toxic friend who admitted to stealing cocaine from a police building, go beat a pedophile into the cement until its colored dark red, go touch some grass and watch as ants begin to desperately crawl up towards your ass with a unavoidable desire to enter the dark void, go for a walk but then see a really attractive person so you start a conversation and really start to like eachother despite your horrible appearance and the corpse-y smell coming out of your mouth they don’t even seem to mind it and soon you begin to go on dates and get into a serious relationship before one of you is accidentaly pregnant and the child turns out to have harlequin ichtyosis and you do a DNA test only to realize you’re both actually half-sibilings so now your partner goes depressed after the kid dies and they commit suicide so now you’re sad and you’re depressed so you attempt to kill yourself aswell but some random homeless dude breaks into your home and saves your life and so you try again and again but keep failing and eventually you’re thrown into a mental hospital where you get stabbed by a 32 year old man named Paul Lineraco who was sent here due to his psychopathic and sociopathic tendencies and now you lay on the ground and bleed out and as you begin to pass out you start to think “Why did I listen to what some reddit comment told me to do? I should’ve never left reddit and continued to scroll, but I didn’t, I stopped, and now what have I gotten myself into?” then you close your eyes and die, only to be awakened by a very loud “Ah, You’re finally awake.” your nightmare has only just begun.