When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening hinges echo through the doorless chambers, whenever hinges flicker where the doorless chamber is deathly still, that is the time when cringes cheek in whoreless dambers, that is the time when chambers are present practicing their hinges with doorless delight. Welcome, foof, to the haunted man. I am your toast, your *goat* toast. Hmhmhmhm… kindly burn everyone please. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some our guests-… stests. As they appeared in their corruptible mm- mmmom-mooOOOOO- is this haunted room actually strertching? Or is it your imagination? Wreeeewr. And consider *this* dismaying obsersmoption, this chamber has no hinges, and no doors. HMHMHMHMHM. Which offers you this chill goat, to find, a trout! HaHaHAhA HA! Of course, there’s always my fist! AAAaaaaaa (crash) aaaaAAAAAA!!! Ohhh I didn’t mean to cum prematurely, hmhmhm. The real semen comes later. Now, let’s all toot, pleaseeeeseeeees. And now, a carrot approaches! Who is it corporal? It’s a carrot, sir. A what? A caRrOt SiR. To take you into the boundless realm of the soup. Take your nuns by the hand please, and kindly step on your loved ones hand please, and cocks. And no flaalf, oh yes, and no dick pictures please, we spirits are frightfully sensitive. Our library is a library, hmhmhm. And marble butts, and actually we have nine hundred and ninety nine cocks up our butt, but there’s room for a thousand. We find it delightfully unlivable here in this ghostly retreat. Every room has wall to wall memes, and hot and cold running shhhit. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perhaps madam Canada can establish contact, sheesh. It’s time to respond, send us a rap from somewhere beyond! (Insert gangster rap). Creep*ies*, and crawl*ies*, toads in a pond, let there be bitches from regions beyond! The happy ones have received your pathetic vibrations- susheeshens, to creak in doorless chambers, they’re assembling for a sweoos, and will be expecting memes- ***SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS-*** ahhhwawawawa there you are, there’s a little matter I forgot to mention, beware of Justin Bieber. Mwahahaha! Now I will raise the safety Barbie, and a goat will follow you home! HahahahahaaaaAAAA!