Genius OP manipulating higher-dimensional chess-pieces as always…
Let me guess:
>build perpetual-motion fidget spinner
>use it to send felt back in time
>because of time paradox he always had more felt (an infinite supply, in fact)
>use the more felt he always had to make a profit as a felt-producer
>use the money to buy a team of technicians
>use the technicians to develop quantum theorems on the nature of taxidermy, and glue
>use glue on squrls to attach to another spinner
>attach spinner to perpetual spinner to squerrels who are attached to spinner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLJ7UW_h-4A [Embed]
>generate worm-hole
>contact himself through the 4th dimension via googly eyes using dust on a bookshelf from when he was a child
>follow his own instructions and make a larger pickle collection
>use pickles to generate more brain power
>use brain power to attach sqoils to perpetual fidget spinner
>???
>profit