A notice and a warning for everyone: Theresa May is Margaret Thatcher, its just hard to tell very well at the moment because her influence is fading. My evidence is that, well, let’s say that sometime ago she ran out of souls to power her dark magic and that the souls were the only thing sustaining her lich form.

Without the souls she faded into aetherius only to rise again from her hatred against the class struggle. After her resurrection she then used a powerful masking technique from the dark side of the force to don the guise that is Theresa May.

To get the souls back she sowed seeds of discord in London; that’s why the murder rate in London has been increasing and she also needs brexit. Why does she need brexit? Well too many Templars from immigration and the EU; they are disrupting her arcana and her plans to draw a British wide human transmutation circle; the immigrants are taking jobs to disrupt the construction plans and the like.

The only way to stop her now is to construct a 20 kilometre high mecha trap communist lesbian Jeremy Corbyn with kung-fu grip and a magnum dong. This is the only to defeat thatcher and her cult of reptiles; HELP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

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