As a Canadian, I am shocked. You got your hands on original szechuan sauce at the heights of it’s meme era, you’ve gotten access to countless rare bush meats, you’ve had millions of fans of the show at your disposal, contacts in countlessly many different parts of the food industry, and access to the internet, and you actually didn’t get your hands on real cheese curds. I’m not mad. I’m not even disappointed. I’m sorry.