I was with my two nephews, sat watching despicable me. Every time a new minions movie has come out, I’ve gone on a spree of pump’n’dump with minions merchandise.

As soon as those little delicious tater tot tiny fuckable bite sized hotties entered the screen I creamed everywhere. I slowly put my minion dildo inside of myself and screamed. I pulled out the dildo and injected the woman soup into a minion toy, giving it life. I ran out of the house, leaving the kids on their own.

It happened to be halloween. Minion pumpkins everywhere. I instantly dropped down and started masturbating. I grabbed a pumpkin and shoved it inside of my vagina and ran to a house, seeing graffiti and a pumpkin that made me very… excited.

It was Gru roughly ass raping and fondling kevin in a maid outfit. I took the pumpkin and injected it, savouring the smell of the pumpkin guts mixed with woman soup. I ran home. the graffiti was dr nefario masturbating. I had no interest. Only the fuckable twinkies were my interest.

I ran home, to see my little brother in a minion suit. I also live in alabama.