I love pickle rick, I know there are a bunch of memes of him, but I seriously love pickle rick so much. Like, he is so hot and sexy and he really gives me a pickle dick. I masturbate to pickle rick every day, I look up a picture of rick turned into a pickle on that desk and then I grab my dick and I get a good yank in, but when I get REALLY hard, I go on YouTube and look up the scene when Rick turns himself into a pickle, and I look for the best quality and most detailed clip of that scene, and when I watch it my dick gets hard as Rick gradually gets closer to his inevitable transformation into a pickle and when Rick transforms into a pickle I clutch my dick and jerk it until I cum all over the computer and my JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures poster. I want to get naked and grab pickle rick and shove his long pickley body between my legs and underneath my privates, and then I want to jerk my body against his and I want to feel Pickle Rick’s entire body brush up against mine, I want to feek Pickle Rich crush and scramble my balls until it’s nothing but a twisted heap of scrotum flakes and public hair, I want to grind his pickle body against my hard as rock dick, feel it press against the veiny hard cock, and then my dick would get progressively harder and harder as it rubs against him and my tip touches the pickle tip and it starts to tingle, and if he would scream or moan then it would be even harder, and then I want to cum on pickle rick, I just want my sweet sweet semen to burst all over my room and to get on pickle rick’s glorious green body and then I want to lick it off of him, oh it would be so sexy, I fantasize about it every night and I have wet dreams of pickle rick. My Mom calls me a degenerate for it and my Dad wants to send me to a mental institution but I don’t care about what they say I want pickle rick to pickle my dick and to pickle it hard.