The Russian military isn’t worth the paint they smear over their busted-ass vehicles to hide the rust. Half its personnel are conscripts who don’t know how to apply a bandage to a wound.

No navy. An Air Force threatened by busted Turkish F-16s from the 70s. And a bloated army with so many tanks they can’t actually afford to fill all of the gas tanks of every vehicle simultaneously.

They are relying on asymmetrical methods because they can’t afford conventional, not because it works better.

Any conventional fight against their only likely foe would end up like the battle of kasham part deux: the cream of the crop getting assblasted from thousands of meters away in an orgiastic celebration of death.

Their new tanks leaked so much oil at their debut parade that the US almost invaded the parade route.

I’m willing to bet their nukes don’t work either. Nukes go bad and require constant maintenance. The US spends $40-50 billion per year just keeping a shrinking arsenal working. That’s about Russia’s total defense budget.

The ruble would be stronger if they didn’t have a military at all. Who’s going to attack them, Lithuania?