To imagine the word “perfect” being spelled in such a way just because this post involves a cat is completely ridiculous like Karen from Frosty the Snowman growing up to be ratchet prostitute with a fetish for fucking snowmen with a 12-inch strap on and shoving icicles in her vagina and then having intense lesbian sex with the girlfriend of a literal shit eating cuck who eats literal feces while watching them go at it giving him an ultra mega hard-on before shooting his load in his girlfriend’s mouth before smacking the underside of her jaw causing it to explode out her nose like she’s an angry dragon before Karen yells how she would like to speak to the manager as she cums furiously put her icy cold vagina while the whole house they’re in tilts because an earthquake just started and all three of them slide down as the cum slides down with them and some deranged ninja breaks into the fallen house, pulls down his pants and underwear and shits all over them while they’re dazed and seeing stars which are shiny like the supertatives that allow for you to instigate the inclination of willful ignorance in relation to a 1080p monitor before posing next to them for a pic for the ‘gram which gets posted and then seen by Joe Biden who drunkenly posts it on Twitter with a caption reading “This post is dedicated to my fellow lizard people”, referring to the ones who created autism to control the world and frequently abduct security guards who watch the Mona Lisa and transform them into peanut men and make them lick the genitalia of various animals while recording the sound and manipulating it into what we think are the voices of popular singers and shoving the sound down the ears of the masses through control of the entertainment industry so everyone dances and worships the licking of donkey nuts while Mr Peanut symbolizes this very practice. The only thing more ridiculous than that is refusing to listen to Honey and the Bee by Owl City, a truly horrible and despicable crime. Actually think about this.