For my response, let me just open with the fact that I’m going to be extremely critical of what you’ve just written. It’s the truth, and there’s no way to get around it. Some things are better to face as directly as possible in order to get them over with.

First, you said you warmed it—but how? Try to be more descriptive. If I’m making it for my wife, who I’ll note is very particular, I’ll need to know exactly how to prepare the food.

Second, why even mention the bruschetta or the feta? Am I going to have to purchase other products in order for my wife to enjoy her meal? You need to be more clear. At least, you should have expanded on it so I know exactly what I’m going to be preparing. Just a general lack of focus that doesn’t sit right for me. Plus, how am I to know whether your “friend” is either Mario Batali or god forbid some street rat with a coy smile? Now the responsibility of your recommendation rests on the shoulders of someone who I have no idea what to expect from. Not good.

Third, why mention your unsatisfied significant others opinion if you’re trying to get my wife to try it in the first place? It doesn’t leave me with any confidence for the product after you haven’t had any prior success with it. Am I just supposed to recreate your “Dinner of ill Repute” with my wife? Because I can’t afford that. Absolutely not.

Next time please do not comment on my post. I’m under a considerable amount of pressure, and you’ve made me feel even more wretched than normal.

Good riddance