greetings, i am… Lorenzo, the first thing i want to do is wish everyone a very happy christmas, to all the taxpayers of course and all the people who follow and subscribe to my channel. but the other thing i want to do is apologize for not showing my face, or for not making a very early christmas greeting video to you all. something terrible has happened, i am staying… with a certain somebody, because it is unsafe for me to go back to my residence, something terrible has happened, i was christmas shopping, as i was approaching my mansion, there are several protesters outside my mansion, threatening to break my legs. there are several protesters saying that they’ve come to do justice, and obviously it was too dangerous for me to go anywhere near my residence, it seems like somebody’s been snooping around and causing trouble, and i bet i can name who that individual is… that welfare bum Barry Stoner, what in the earth we’re you planning you silly goose? what are you trying to do? what are you trying to prove?! that i’m some impostor called Sid Raymond? I don’t wanna hear that name again do you understand me? my name is Lorenzo, i’m a hard-working citizen who’s just trying to get on with my life, and trying to educate all these pathetic people that live off my welfare and taxes just like all the other taxpayers. yet my home is being raided, is being protested, there are people after me and all i’ve done is try to educate all these people, but you just have to have the last laugh don’t you, you just have to try to cause trouble don’t you Barry Stoner? it’s not gonna work, and obviously it’s too dangerous for me to show my face and even to tell you my whereabouts, as soon the dust is settled i will be back in business, but now i’m- it’s too dangerous for me to enter my own home, because of you, you are a criminal Barry Stoner, not just for being on welfare. but for being a spy, a stirrer… as somebody who’s willing to do bodily harm to others like the likes of me, where on the earth you have brung up, in the gutter no doubt, you’re a criminal Barry Stoner, and so are all these other people who agree with you? so for the time i’m going to lay low, i don’t know when i’ll be back, hopefully when things are safe, all i wanted to do is to have a Merry Christmas as i sign my mansion which i paid for, and all these things that you we’re throwing around about: you knew somebody who used to know me when i was in prison? i’ve never been in prison, ok? and i don’t know what all this background story is about, you’re claiming that i’m somebody called Sid Raymond, so i repeat again: i do not want to hear that name again do you understand me? i don’t know what you’re trying to prove, so bear with me or my fancy subscribers, i’m doing this for my own safety, hopefully i’ll be back real soon, i’ll do the best i can, greetings.