As a fellow brawler and long time player, I can say that, without a doubt, Carl has the worst voice known to man and robot, both objectively and subjectively.

Let’s start out with the actual idea to give Carl a voice.

First off, why Carl? You could’ve picked so much brawlers: Leon, Darryl, Tara, even spike! And you pick Carl, the brawler that’s been out for half a month that nobody wanted a voice for. This is an insult to the Brawl Stars community as a whole.

Secondly, why would you use this type of voice? Ok, I can understand a nerdy voice, but why this type? This isn’t a nerdy voice, this is a downright disgrace voice. It literally is TOO obnoxious. I don’t know how but you made a voice that was so ridiculously bad, it made me turn my volume all the way down, only for me to have to turn it back on so I could hear sounds, and then turn volume back off. Like who in their right mind says “T 🤓 R 🤓 I 🤓 A 🤓 N 🤓 G 🤓 U 🤓 L 🤓 A 🤓 T 🤓 I 🤓 O 🤓 N 🤓 (SOMETHING) A 🤓 T 🤓 I 🤓 O 🤓 N 🤓 “

Also, You could’ve picked Kairos as the nerd and you didn’t! Cmon Ryan, I’m still waiting for Lex to be the new Mortis VA and you further disappoint me with this. Or you could’ve just NOT used a stupid voice.

And you know what the worst part is? The worst part is that…

IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

Why would a ROBOT have the voice of a HUMAN? Barley? ROBOT VOICE. Thicco? ROBOT VOICE

Carl?

HUMAN VOICE.

This is the worst problem we have ever faced as a community. Not landscape, not auto tap, not the final moments before global. But Carl’s voice.

If we sit idle, the world will not go out with a bang, but with a “Seismology ROCKS 🤓🤓🤓”

GOD I HATE YOUR VOICE CARL.