If you think that a boys backpack is huge, you should see the trunk in my Tesla. It doesn’t take superior intellect (although it helps (phd in quantum mechanics)) to see that if I can bang my smoking hot wife (way hotter than yours (and smarter too (phd in hydrogeology))) in the back of my Tesla in between accepting Nobel peace prizes and doing groundbreaking research on vaccine injury, that my fantastic Tesla is better than any backpack. Don’t @ me if you don’t have a dr in your name.