#I’ve come to make an announcement.

**r/dankmemes is full of bitchass motherfuckers.** They’re all a bunch of fucking normies!

**THATS RIGHT! They took their normie fuckin memes, and ruined Reddit with stupid bullshit, and they said their memes were “T H I S D A N K” , and we said “That’s gay as fuck”.** So I’m making a callout post in this Reddit comment, r/dankmemes, you all have a small dong, it’s the size of this period:. -EXCEPT WAY SMALLER.

#AND GUESS WHAT? HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!

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#THAT’S RIGHT BABY! ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS-LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!

**THEY FUCKED OUR REDDIT SO GUESS WHAT, WE’RE GONNA FUCK THEIR MODS, THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, OUR SUPER LAZER BAN!**

#EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA BAN THE MODS, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M BANNING ALL THE USERS!

**How do you like that, r/dankmemes?** ***I BANNED ALL YOUR USERS YOU IDIOTS!***

####YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE CROSSPOST BAN HITS THE FUCKING SUBREDDIT,

NOW PRIVATE /R/DANKMEMES BEFORE WE REPORT YOU TOO.