I’m a trucker. There is no sex for months.
Recently I was driving along the bypass and I wanted to relax. Got stopped, then an experienced “worker” got into the car. She said that she has been working as a prostitute since she was 16. Got pregnant from the trucker like myself.
While she was giving me a blowjob, I was browsing memes in this group. She saw it and said: “Today you don’t have to pay for services.” I was surprised and asked why. She replied: “I am grateful that you are subscribed to this public, because the admin of this group is my son.”