Good evening, I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is hydrogen, and I come from a low income neighborhood where life if is not very comfortable. I have stolen several things and been involved in many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this, I have had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you to have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities, activities i and my companions look down upon. I am so much stronger than you, and my powers of rhetoric so much greater than yours, that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me, but I of course would prevail because I am stronger than you. I’m sure I needn’t remind you of my place of birth, where as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your aforementioned city of residence. Once again and I think this bears repeating, I would like to restate my claim that I am in fact much stronger and have endured a greater number of hardships than you, hardships that have left me with aggressive behavior and an imposing demeanor which I believe frightens you. I know of a woman with which you have had sexual intercourse, I too have had sexual intercourse with said women, and she complained to me of your less than adequate performance in bed. She went on to explain to me in graphic detail the dimensions and particulars of your genitals, and I tell you what she said was not very gracious sir. In conclusion, I would like to leave you with a brief summary of my argument. You sir are a weak, timid, and untrustworthy homosexual. The city in which you live in is not nearly as difficult to live in nor is it in such a high state of disrepair as mine. I am a superior monologist in this debate, and any claim to the contrary will result in physical violence and perhaps even death.