I was having some passionate presidential lovemaking(as all good presidents and their secretary’s do) while we angrily discussed which middle eastern nation we should bomb first(my hope is on lebanon) when he happily asked me to hand him my pants, I obviously obliged, as all would to that sexy sexy president, in hopes that he would let me see his bidussy, when he put them on, I was climaxing to no extent, and then he said “anon, these are too clean” I obviously responded “yes my lord” bc he is so sexy and demented, and I believe he is the most reputable person on earth, so when he said to put them back on and that he “fixed them” who am I to say no? When I put them back on, I was delighted to hear the satisfying squelch of pure, presidential shit, I orgasmed immediately, cum bursting out of the pockets, and even my nose, I am officially a proud concubine of our great president, joe Biden