can i uhhhhhh get a uhhhh hyou know uhhhhh hhh chicken sandwich vuhhhh with a side a fries with uhhh a two liter kethcup.yeah wit thatcan i uhhhh ay be uhhhh hhh get a large coke wit a aaa uhhhhh maybe a sprite too for a my daughter y know my daughter uhhhh…. yeah i’ll take it to go yeah mm hmm yeah uhhh thanks. drives over to pick up sooo uhhh about the weather today uhhh yeah “heres your food sir” yeah uhh nice uhhhhh uhhh wheres my 2 liter ketchup? “sorry sir but the ktecthup macchine broke to we gonna have to give you barbeque instead” uhh bro uh i kinda want my ketchup tho… “well you gonna have to deal with bbq sauce because our ketchup machine broke to yeah” uhhh bro bro uhhhhhh \*drives away8 hsuhuhuhhhhuhhhcoughs AY YO SHAQUEESAHA shaqueeshaha comes down the stairs “ay yo daddy got me a soda?” yeah uhh uhh i got yo soda right here uhhhhh hands over soda “thanks dad! what the hell, why do you have 2 liters a barbeque sauce?” uhh uh they ran out of ketchup honey uhh we’re poor so we nneeed ketchup but they only got bbq sauce uuuhh their machine broke uuhh. “ok” uuuuhhh leeme uuhh you know uhhh eat my chicken sandwich uhh you know hard day at work and all uhh supported my fanmily uhh when is yo mama gon get back from work? “no idea pops. probably late as usual.” uhh uhh okay shaqueeshaha you should know that you’re a good kid and uhhhhh me as a parent am working hard to support you uhhh uhuhhhh. “yo so sweet dad.” yeah uhh uhh ok i’m gonna eat my chicken samedwhich. takes bit of chicke smaedwich mmm man oh man this sandwich is the BOMb sweet holy baby jesus yum yum in my tonum tum man oh man this is holy thank the lord mmm hmmm baby vbaby tastes just like mama used to make it mmm hmmm.sweet mama oh baby oh baby oh lordy lordy giv eme another bite Oh LORDY yum yum yum gimme that soda slurp slrrp OH BABy JESUS PRAISE THE lORD!!! oh baby gimme some them fries oh ye yes MOH BAY JESUS SO TASTE Y MMMM YESS!!!!! door opens “HONEY I’M HOME” hey whats up im out here eatin micky d’s so yo don’t have to cook today honey honey. “Oh thats so thoughtful of you!” uhh yeah uhhhh uh this is a god ansdwich huhuhhhhh,…. i bought shaqueeshaha a soda if you dn’t uhhh uh mind you know uhhh a spirte uhhh yeah one of those uhhh. “oh i don’t mind hun. man was today a day at work.” uhhhuhhh uhh yeah same uhhh mc donald yeah yum uhhhu hhhh get in my belly uhhh hhuhhh. “Oh baby, you’re sucha charmer!” uhh uh yeah yeah chicken burger lettuce mmm mayonaise yes. “OOOOOoooo i just got an idea huoney!” and what is uhhh that yhuhhh you know uhh hyour idea uh “i’m gon heat up some hot tendies you know tenderyies YEAH!” uhh hyeah uhhh yehahh uhhh sounds good huoney uhh yeah. knock at the door uhhh uhh lemme get that uhh. opens the door “Sir this is the Michigan Police Force, and we’re here to talk to you about the 17 murders you have committed. ” uuhhuhhhh uhhh yeha uhhh about that yhuhhhhuhh