My boyfriend and I were hungover and lounging in bed this afternoon when he started playfully twisting my nipples. He was eating a Vietnamese sandwich and i knew that he wasn’t up for sex at the moment as he was a little sore from the night before, but i was getting turned on and decided to take matters into my own hands (pun intended). So this is where things get strange… I start touching myself and he is just next to me eating with one hand and continuing to twist my nipple with the other hand because he knows it really helps get me off. Well, he starts being kinda silly, tries to put the sandwich in my mouth and drops toppings on my chest. So I just kinda ignore him because he is always a weirdo and i close my eyes and keep going because at this point i just want to cum and get on with the day. So, i feel something cold and wet on my nipple and I open my eyes and he is rubbing me with a f***ing cucumber slice from the sandwich… It actually feels strangely good so i don’t stop him and he keeps going and starts talking dirty. But not regular dirty talk… He starts calling me a sandwich slut and saying how wet he knows I’m getting from thinking about deli meats. Somehow this is working for me, and he can tell and he takes a piece of pork off the sandwich and starts caressing my torso with it. I can see that he is very amused with himself but also getting a serious erection and he is still talking dirty but everything he is saying is about sandwiches (eg. You like that juicy meatball sub, mmmm.. Yeah… You want a nice hot sandwich don’t you, you want it dripping with sauce, you want that nice cheese stretch.. Etc.). At this point im getting close and he stops and takes a pair of chopsticks out of the takeout bag and pinches my nipple hard between them… Now im trying so hard not to laugh because i am sooo close to cumming and i don’t want to loose momentum, so he just keeps pinching harder and harder with the chopsticks and i cum hard. And then burst out laughing because what the f*** was that!! So now I am officially his little sandwich slut… And I am a little weirded out by the fact that it was somehow really hot. TLDR; dirty talk about sandwiches and having my nipples pinched by chopsticks got me off today.