I sexually Identify as an Klingon Battlecruiser. Ever since I was a IoDHom I dreamed of warping through Federation space raining energy beams on the filthy Federation. People say to me that a person being a battlecruiser is Impossible and I’m a petaQ but I don’t care, I’m honourable. I’m having a plastic surgeon construct additional pylons, disruptor cannons, and photon torpedoes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “K’t’inga” and respect my right to slay Federation scum and protect my honour. If you can’t accept me you’re a Klingophobe and need to check your quadrant privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.